Author name: anerney

The San Francisco 49ers sucked at football. They were so bad, not only did they have back-to-back 2-14, 2-14 seasons, in 1978 they were named the worst organization in all professional sports. Not just football. All sports. The organization was garbage. Piping-hot, New-York-summer’s-day, garbage. …But that all changed… 2 years after being named the worst […]

(Nice wrinkled bedsheet background past Alex) I found this weird/embarrassing photo back in my archives and it seems fitting… In 2012, I graduated college from the University of Arkansas and had a profound realization: I need to make money. Being broke like a taiwanese orchard picker is fine in college, but eventually you have to

My location: Concrete Cowboy, Dallas, Texas Mike: “So your job is to pay attention to the crowd and break up the fights. It happens a lot here, I hope you’re ready.” “Uhh yeahhhh… Of course,” I said with all the confidence I could muster. It was hard to hear him over the blaring techno music

The Night: Friday night, 11:30pm, 77 degrees.The Venue: Prime Bar. Dallas, TXThe Liquor: Jack Daniels. (3 fingers, 2 rocks, and a splash of water… just like Sinatra did it)Our Hero: David. 28 years old. Single. Banking. A good guy.  His Thoughts: Here we go again… David stands with his buddies in an all too familiar scene. Huddled