The San Francisco 49ers sucked at football. They were so bad, not only did they have back-to-back 2-14, 2-14 seasons, in 1978 they were named

(Nice wrinkled bedsheet background past Alex) I found this weird/embarrassing photo back in my archives and it seems fitting… In 2012, I graduated college from

My location: Concrete Cowboy, Dallas, Texas Mike: “So your job is to pay attention to the crowd and break up the fights. It happens a

The Night: Friday night, 11:30pm, 77 degrees.The Venue: Prime Bar. Dallas, TXThe Liquor: Jack Daniels. (3 fingers, 2 rocks, and a splash of water… just like